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Winter Morning Funny S Quotes & Sayings
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
Edith Sitwell
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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It's NEVER too cold for ice cream.
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Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
William Shakespeare
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