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Being Fat Quotes About Funny
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13 Being Fat quotes tagged with Funny.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
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I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
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