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Christian Quotes About Funny
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36 Christian quotes tagged with Funny.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Laurence J Peter
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
Unknown
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In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
Woodrow Wilson
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
Ronald Reagan
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions
Elayne Boosler
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Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
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Where all think alike, no one thinks very much
Walter Lippmann
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It is not well to make great changes in old age.
Charles H Spurgeon
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H L Mencken
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