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Facebook Status Quotes About Food
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35 Facebook Status quotes tagged with Food.
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That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.
Nikhil Saluja
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up.
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Whoever snuck the 'S' in Fast Food is a clever person.
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I think I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home.
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I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
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Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and you open the refrigerator and there's no milk...
Raul Vasquez
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Pizza for Breakfast, because I DO WHAT I WANT.
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I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it.
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'
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Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I'm confused!
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The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt get much worse than that.
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Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.
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I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal.
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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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Opening a pizza box: Your eyes instantly scan for the biggest slices.
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I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk.
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