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Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat.

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That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts...

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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!

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Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'

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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.

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Slut jokes are just whoreable.	523 up, 129 down

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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.

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If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

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Im not saying you're a slut, I'm just saying you've put more balls in your mouth than hungry hungry hippo.

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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.