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Joan Rivers Funny Quotes
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8 entries tagged Funny quotes by Joan Rivers.
Last updated May 2024
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
15 Likes
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
18 Likes
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Joan Rivers
12 Likes
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
Joan Rivers
10 Likes
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
605 Likes
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Never floss with a stranger.
Joan Rivers
16 Likes
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
12 Likes
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
33 Likes
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