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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans

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