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Suggest Revision: I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.
 
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Suggest Revision: Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed!
 
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Suggest Revision: As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
 
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Suggest Revision: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
 
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Suggest Revision: Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
 
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Suggest Revision: I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins
 
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