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A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.
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The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.
Soren Kierkegaard
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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.
Francis Bacon
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
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Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
Thomas Hobbes
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There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance.
Lord Chesterfield
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You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
Frank Crane
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Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.
John Webster
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare
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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
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Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
Aristotle
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
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Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
Francis Bacon
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
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Conquered people tend to be witty.
Saul Bellow
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
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