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Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings
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13 entries tagged including 12 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Benny Hill Topics
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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Do unto others, then run.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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