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Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings
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Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homos..uals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'
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Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a s.. position.
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Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.
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Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
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I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'
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Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
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Stop worrying. Hollywood wont turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, theyre talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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