Eddie Izzard Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym!
 
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Suggest Revision: You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym!
 
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Suggest Revision: Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house? Just chill-out will you? If Im out of the house am I chilling-out? Am I chilling-in if Im in the house? Ugg, ahhh. [Sword stabbing & dying mime]. What is a sword? Is it made of folded metal?' [Wobbly knees]. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?
 
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Suggest Revision: Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex:
 
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Suggest Revision: Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house? Just chill-out will you? If Im out of the house am I chilling-out? Am I chilling-in if Im in the house? Ugg, ahhh. [Sword stabbing & dying mime]. What is a sword? Is it made of folded metal?' [Wobbly knees]. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?
 
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Suggest Revision: It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance. And thats why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of FrItaly.
 
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Suggest Revision: [Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea, youre gonna roll over and cut your bits off.
 
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Suggest Revision: MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never put a sock in a toaster.
 
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Suggest Revision: So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
 
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