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Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
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Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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