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Knocked Up (the Movie) Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone
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Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone
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You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
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Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone
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Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah
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Fu.. you, hormones! -Ben Stone
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Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got.
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Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. -Jill
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Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fu.. me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
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You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth. -Pete
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Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison]
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Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!
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Alison Scott: Why don't you go fu.. your fu..ING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
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Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1
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Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM
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Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone
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That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone
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You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. -Jason
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