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Suggest Revision: You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
 
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Suggest Revision: Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
 
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Suggest Revision: Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said,
 
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Suggest Revision: love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
 
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Suggest Revision: My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
 
It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Suggest Revision: It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
 
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Suggest Revision: Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
 
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