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Roseanne Barr Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 21 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Roseanne Barr Topics
Children
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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