Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
 
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Suggest Revision: I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
 
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Suggest Revision: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
 
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Suggest Revision: Eternity is really long, especially near the end
 
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