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49 Year Old Birthday Funny Cards Quotes & Sayings
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower.
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Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
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Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.
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As the sun of the old year sets down for a new sunrise of the New Year, hope you also forget all the negativities of last year for positivities of the New Year. Wish you a happy New Year 2014.
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Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy Birthday to you.
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Birthdays come and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my Birthday wishes stay with you forever. Happy Birthday!
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Ushering in your 18th Birthday, say hello to a driver's license, multiple dates, credit cards, a room of your own and your own phone bills. How does that sound for a life ahead? Happy 18th Birthday!
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Every year your Birthday makes us just a little sad because we know that you'll have grown up one more year, gone away from us a little more and would have made new friends to spend your time with. But you will always stay with us in our hearts. Wherever you are today dear daughter, we wish you a splendid Happy Birthday. May all your dreams for the future come true.
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I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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