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After We Broke Up I Told Our Dog You D Quotes & Sayings
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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His flow cold as a shoulder of a broke diggin hoe, as a broke n*gga approaches, told ya I'm focused man, I let you motherf*ckers soak it in.
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I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.
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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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I'm not broke but my 'check wallet' light is on.
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You broke me, you broke my heart, you broke everything! You turned my world upside down and inside out, BUT I know it was worth it for that one moment of love we had, it's a shame it went bad.....
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When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down.
Louise Brown
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
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Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts.
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
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I can't stand when a broke ni... wanna talk shit, when they aint doin nothin for their self.
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50% of the people who always talk about money is broke as hell.
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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