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Suggest Revision: I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people.
 
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Suggest Revision: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
 
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Suggest Revision: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
 
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Suggest Revision: As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
 
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Suggest Revision: I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything will be okay in the end. If everything is not okay, then it is not the end...
 
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Suggest Revision: A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
 
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Suggest Revision: Suicide is man's way of telling God,
 
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