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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Then I got a gig with an older friend who had the equipment and he played in this bar. They would bring me in the bar through the backdoor and I would DJ in the back room most of the night. Then they'd take me out the backdoor, so I was never really in the bar.
Jam Master Jay
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That awkward two hours when your daughter is at the same bar as you.
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Sara Underwood
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Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar, that I want to have their genitalia touching my backside.
Jenna Marbles
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As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar.
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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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It is much the best way... to lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time.
William Billings
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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