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Being A Dad But Not By Bloodoom Dirty Talk Quotes & Sayings
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.'
Mindy Kaling
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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Forget talking dirty, talk to me in a British accent!
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The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes. Momma always told me to respect the woman but what am I to do when her parents do not try.
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My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that.
Miley Cyrus
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Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass.
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My dad was a musician, it was just what he did, like another guy's dad drives a meat truck. Our house was normal. We weren't taken with the fact our dad was a musician.
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You see another side of Draco when he's with his dad. When Draco is with his dad, he doesn't say anything. He keeps his mouth shut. He's sort of bullied by his dad, so he acts very different.
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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My dad gave me the "no man wants to get married anymore so good luck finding someone" talk this morning.
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I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
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