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Buying 50 Condoms Quotes & Sayings
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
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Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.
Glenn Danzig
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
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To get anybody to buy from you requires three things: rapport, logic and emotion. Rapport means that the buyer trusts you. Logic means that buying makes sense. Emotion means that buying feels good. Use all three tools.
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
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I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!
Gloria Trevi
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Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Condoms should change colors when they come in contact with STD'S...
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