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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Who saw me getting my lip sync on during the 'CALL ME MAYBE' performance at the Teen Choice Awards?! LOL!
Tahj Mowry
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don't care anymore.
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break. Call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique.
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Some call it tampee. Some call it the weed. Some call it Marijuana. Some of them call it Ganja.
Peter Tosh
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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
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It's like people call me a rock star or this or that. And I go, 'Don't call me that. I don't think of myself in those terms. If you have to call me anything, call me a chameleon.
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What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it You.
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What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.
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Call it peace or call it treason. Call it love or call it reason, but I'm not marching anymore. My whole world begins and ends with you, because my home is wherever I'm with you. I miss you dear.
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Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.
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Russians call me German, Germans call me Russian, Jews call me a Christian, Christians a Jew.
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Call me stuck up, call me mean, call me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what you say don't mean a damn thing to me, I'm me and thats all I'm ever going to be,
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Pianists call me a composer, composers call me a pianist. The classicists think me a futurist, and the futurists call me a reactionary.
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If every call to Christ and His righteousness is a call to suffering, the converse is equally - every call to suffering is a call to Christ, a promotion, an invitation to come up higher.
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All I Want For Christmas Is You! LOL jk. I want my presents.
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Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go LOL in America.
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