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Chunk Norris Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Chunk Norris Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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I think actors who take things too far are funny.
Dean Norris
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Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.
Donny Norris
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In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all pain, all passionate regret and loss and bitter disillusionment are self-made.
Kathleen Norris
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
Weird Al Yankovic
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There is a very large chunk of our population who firmly believe in extraterrestrials.
Jeri Ryan
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A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure
Anon
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Brian Celio
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For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues.
Jonathan Katz
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The first Superman film took up a huge chunk of our lives, but it was a wonderful time for us. We were young, my daughter was little, we were filming in London for a year, so we became like a close family.
Margot Kidder
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The chain frozen, big chunk jewelry (STUNTIN). White girls say he's all semi cool (What else?). But you don't want to cost him cause he got a short fuse.
Jim Jones
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They want us to give up another chunk of our tribal land. This is not the first time or the last time.
Sitting Bull
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You spend this huge chunk of your life as a couple, and then suddenly youre not a couple. -Byron
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Everybody is always tugging at you. They'd all like a sort of chunk out of you. I don' think they realize it, but it's like 'grrr do this, grr do that...' But you do want to stay intact--intact and on two feet.
Marilyn Monroe
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I think to actually be an Olympian to me means that you've trained most of your life, or you've dedicated most of your life or a big chunk of your life into doing something that you believe that you can accomplish.
Bryan Clay
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Violence is my last option.
Chuck Norris
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Violence is my last option.
Chuck Norris
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