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 Edward De Bono quotes 
Suggest Revision: Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car.
 
 Coach Carr quotes 
 Mean Girl quotes 
Suggest Revision: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia...and die.
 
 Coach Carr quotes 
 Mean Girl quotes 
Suggest Revision: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
 
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Suggest Revision: Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
 Bode Miller quotes 
Suggest Revision: We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car.
 
 Thomas C Haliburton quotes 
 Men And Women quotes 
Suggest Revision: When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
 
 Carrie Snow quotes 
 Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
 
 Will Shriner quotes 
 Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
 
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 Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never have more children than you have car windows.
 
 Muhammad Ali quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
 
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