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Cop Pulls Over Drunken Suspicios Man Quotes & Sayings
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
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The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.
Penn Jillette
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
Wale
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
Charlton Heston
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
Jim Coleman
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
Evan Hunter
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I'm the drunken hearted man, my life seem so misery. And if I could change my way of livin', it t'would mean so much to me.
Robert Johnson
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
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An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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When pride rolls me down, Humbleness pulls me up; When lie cracks me down, Truth builds me up; When sins makes me dark, Forgiveness make me light; When world push me away, My Allah God pulls me near.
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Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other
Martin Luther
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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat .
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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
Ben Hecht
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