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Cough And Flu Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cough And Flu" sorted by relevance. 57 matching entries found.
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
Unknown
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There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Meg Tilly
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I cough on the chorus, sneeze on that loose leaf Napkin. ni... my loogies eat tracks up, now while my fan base adds up.
Wale
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Thaksin Shinawatra
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
Unknown
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
Johnny Vegas
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My chain got ammonia, watch got the bird flu. Came to the club smellin like a pound of purple.
Gucci Mane
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I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Bill Burr
16 Likes
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant slugs.
Rupert Grint
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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
George Herbert
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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid.
George Herbert
6 Likes
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
Unknown
30 Likes
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I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
Daryl Hall
6 Likes
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A child too, can never grasp the fact that the same mother who cooks so well, is so concerned about his cough, and helps so kindly with his homework, in some circumstance has no more feeling than a wall of his hidden inner world.
Alice Duer Miller
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Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
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It simply isn't fair for senators to cut to the front of the line when seniors around the country have been forced to wait for hours to get a flu shot.
Dick Durbin
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Yo, it's the Cinco de Swine Flu, man, we gotta get our gear on, man.
Gabe Saporta
18 Likes
People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu!
Meg Ryan
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