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Elephant Extinct Quotes & Sayings
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.
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If music became extinct now, I don't know what I'd be good for.
Tommy Shaw
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The distinction of being without an honour is becoming a rare and valuable one and should not become extinct.
Robert Peel
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We should take time and think, the bombs and tanks makes mankind extinct.
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The near stillness recalls what is forgotten, extinct angels.
Georg Trakl
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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
Will Cuppy
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Keep the faith, don't lose your perseverance and always trust your gut extinct.
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Species go extinct because there are historical contraints built into a given body or a given design.
Kevin Kelly
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I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct
William Somerset Maugham
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I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
John F Kennedy
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If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from Ice Age are all extinct now.
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
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If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans and the rain forest with respect, man will become extinct.
Peter Benchley
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Technology has a great advantage in that we are capable of creating dinosaurs and show them on the screen even though they are extinct 65 million years. All of a sudden, we have a fantastic tool that is as good as dreams are.
Werner Herzog
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I don't have space to enter into the examples or the history of this, so I'm left with having to make the bold statement that culture is extinct.
Vivienne Westwood
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