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Failing Marraige Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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We're failing our children with education, we're failing our environment.
Carol Moseley Braun
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Remember that the opposite of failing is not succeeding; the opposite of failing is trying.
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Failing with reasons is less painful than failing without reasons.
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dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
Kendrick Cole
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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
William Somerset Maugham
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I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
Carl Reiner
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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In 1965, the attempted march from Selma to Montgomery on March 7th was planned to dramatize to the state of Alabama and to the nation that people of color wanted to register to vote. In Selma, you could only attempt to register to vote on the first and third Mondays of each month. You had to go down to the courthouse and get a copy of the so-called literacy test and attempt to pass the test. And people stood in line day in and day out failing to get a copy of the test or failing to pass the test.
John Lewis
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I'm testing to see you if you really love me...you keep failing.
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Better than succeeding little by little is failing at one go.
Jose Bergamin
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We're failing when it comes to controlling spending.
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Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.
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I'm writing the report on losing and failing.
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Go on failing. Go on. Only next time, try to fail better.
Samuel Beckett
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Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing.
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