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Fat Bum Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum...Man Down
Rihanna
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Yes Im a bum. But Im a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'
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When you calls someone fat, it really hurts. It might just be a joke to you, but think about how they feel. Words can hurt.
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
Carol Vorderman
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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We had an audition. I was in an office and women came in and started stripping. They had fantastic bums and it's at that point you go 'OK, unless your bum looks like that, don't show it on film.' I don't have a bum like that so it's not in the film.
Keira Knightley
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
Unknown
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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