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Fish Pond Joke Quotes & Sayings
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There are rumors that we want to move back to the UK, but were so happy in America I actually cant see us ever leaving. In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in LA we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond. I mean, lets be honest about it. When youve got Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes living down the street as your neighbors, who gives a shit about Victoria and David?
Victoria Beckham
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I like being a big fish in a small pond. I'm not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches.
Nick Lowe
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Science, which cuts its way through the muddy pond of daily life without mingling with it, casts its wealth to right and left, but the puny boatmen do not know how to fish for it.
Alexander Herzen
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I think in both of those situations, it's important as an actor to learn, despite the success I had as a kid, that it's important to understand what it means to be a small fish in a big pond.
Anthony Michael Hall
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I think the art world... is a very small pond, and it's a very inbred pond. They rely on information from an elect elite sect of galleries, primarily in New York.
Thomas Kinkade
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle
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We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs, and we are doing a new process of mass marking with these fish so we can tell the wild fish from the hatchery fish.
Norm Dicks
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Take a minute. Pause. Stop doing, and simply be...This moment. Think, here, now. This moment will never occur again. This moment is unlike any other, and you are of its essence. You are not a river, but a pond. A still, relaxed pond. You are not late for anything, nor due to anyone...You are perfect. Look to your right, what do you see? Look to your left. Close your eyes, and breathe through your nose...count each breath, for nothing else matters but now, here, you. This is life, and you need not worry, for you are exactly where you need to be.
A D Kruk
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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They say there's a lot of fish in the sea...So get the fu.. away from MY fish.
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Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin
The Social Network
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Mitch Hedberg
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, so can you stop flirting with my fish? Thanks.
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Im single because there's plenty more fish in the sea, but I don't know how to fish.
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Its true there's plenty of other fish in the sea, but why would you want a fish if you have a mermaid.
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Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
Patrick Stewart
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
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