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For Weekend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.
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Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.
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My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.
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I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup.
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Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president.
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I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing.
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I hope your weekend isn't as lonely as Lance Armstrong's testicle.
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