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Look, three love affairs in history, are Abelard and Eloise, Romeo and Juliet and the American media and this President at the moment. But this doesn't matter over time. Reality will impinge. If his programs work, he's fine. If it doesn't work, all of the adulation of journalists in the world won't matter.

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Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout Bang!

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Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.

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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

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Bankers know that history is inflationary and that money is the last thing a wise man will hoard.

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For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.

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Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy; We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game.

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Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

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Bankers know that history is inflationary and that money is the last thing a wise man will hoard.

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