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Funny Alarm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Alarm" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is there.
Henry Cisneros
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
Graham Chapman
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Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
Ursula K Le Guin
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I don't set the alarm to get up. I get up when I feel like it.
Patricia Highsmith
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My song is your girlfriends waking up ringer...or alarm or whatever.
Drake
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
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Did you forget to set your alarm? Because it's time to grow up.
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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
Candace Bailey
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How reliable is your alarm clock?
Rachel McAdams
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Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day.
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