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I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.
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We have paralysis by analysis.
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
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I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
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Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
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Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
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Its all said and done, its real, and its been fun.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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The sooner I never see you again, the better it'll be for both of us when we meet.
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You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare.
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If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
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