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Funny Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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Insecurity is an internal alarm that reveals youre trusting in something that could be taken from you.
Unknown
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Speak of change, and the world is in alarm. And yet where do we not see change?
Francis Wright
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Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number or, God forbid, to set the alarm clock for my weekly 6 a.m. flight to Washington, but I know exactly where I came from.
J C Watts
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To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.
Richard H Davis
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If the markets had behaved badly, that would obviously add to people's sense of alarm... but there has been a lot of reassurance coming, particularly in the way the Brits handled all this. There seems to be no great fear that something like that is going to happen here.
Brit Hume
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For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while the fire's still going.
David Foster Wallace
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Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's.
Unknown
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My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Ian Fleming
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Smith
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Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered with, the alarm runs out before the hour
Joseph Hall
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
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Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up... That's called hope.
Unknown
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Elizabeth Bowen
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Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don't let them replace you in your family.
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Ring the alarm man, call me the sandman. When I drop beats I'm the one man band man.
Swizz Beatz
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Dont set the alarm clock if youre not willing to wake up, same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you if later your just gonna ignore her or him.
Unknown
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Hey ma, its J.R. and L's it ain't hard to tell we da ni...z in we da ni...z in Maury and car alarm da fell wit that hard to sell,
JR Writer
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The truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it...but it will wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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