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Funny Alarm Status Quotes & Sayings
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is there.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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