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Funny Anonymous The Government Quotes & Sayings
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
Anonymous
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Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought to insist on more precise identification even if they remain anonymous.
Ben Bradlee
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
Anonymous
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Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Will Rogers
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Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.
Nikhil Saluja
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Anonymous
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Back then I thought I was the unluckiest person in the world, then I looked at you and smiled. Why? Because no matter how unlucky I was, it was worth it because of you.
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I wish I had never known you. I was happy before even when you were not there yet. Unlike now, you make me suffer, I know that you didn't mean to have known me. Me too, I wasn't planning on loving you.
Anonymous
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If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say once, because you never really left¦
Anonymous
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When the time comes for you to leave me, just say so! I can let you go. But let me embrace you while saying, You'll go back to me, okay! When he leaves you.
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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
Anonymous
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In love, the past is not important, but the present. Experience is more relevant than the pain you went through. The only thing that will make it stronger is forgiveness and not the retorting of sin.
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God is so good. He knows where a person will be happy, where they can love and be loved, where heaven on earth is. Now I know why he put me near you.
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A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Anonymous
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