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Funny By Bernard Quotes & Sayings
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Those who can do, those who can't teach.
George Bernard Shaw
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
George Bernard Shaw
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Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M Baruch
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Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.
Bernard Meltzer
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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
George Bernard Shaw
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
George Bernard
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?
George Bernard Shaw
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven
George Bernard Shaw
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Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
George Bernard Shaw
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
Bernard M Baruch
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