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Funny Cold December Morning Quotes & Sayings
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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It's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm. If you're broken I will mend you and I'll keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on now.
Ed Sheeran
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Wont be standing at the freaking bus stop in December when it's way too cold. Checking to see if your really at your Chris house, when you really need to be at home.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I am never at my best in the early morning, especially a cold morning in the Yorkshire spring with a piercing March wind sweeping down from the fells, finding its way inside my clothing, nipping at my nose and ears.
James Herriot
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Too cold to think.
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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Unfortunately I put the opening date on the 5th of December 1941 and on the 7th of December the Japanese bombarded Pearl Harbour. My dream of a theater in Washington D.C. came to a prompt end.
Leon Askin
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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I can't really recall the first time I was noticed by a producer but the first time I was on television was doing Daytime for Another World, which I started in December '75 and went until December '76.
Ted Shackelford
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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