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Funny Cold Lazy Good Morning Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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I wonder how can you be so lazy to sleep till so late in the morning. Now please let your bed take some rest and you start your day. Good Morning Lazy. Have an enthusiastic day ahead.
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Wandering around the wind just found a person so fit but sleeping tight. Want to know who is the one? It is you my dear lazy bum. Now please make a move and get up. Good Morning and have a moving grooving day ahead.
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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