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Funny Dad Daughter Dating Quotes & Sayings
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
Unknown
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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The main reason why a 'Daughter' needs a 'Dad' is to show her that not all the boys are like the ones who hurt her.
Unknown
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Susan Healy
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
Unknown
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To all the Single Dad's, I see your invisible cape and I thank you for being the kind of man every Mom wants for her daughter someday.
Unknown
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I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity.
Gracie Hart
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
Kendrick Cole
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
Unknown
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
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Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend...
Unknown
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
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I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.
Courtney Love
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What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.
Unknown
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