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Funny Fifty Birthday Card Quotes & Sayings
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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Money's tight. Times are hard. Here's you friggin birthday card.
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Your birthday came and went. Here's the card I should have sent.
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May your birthday s.. be twice as hot and half as painful as the s.. in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside.
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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