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Funny Girlfriends Status Quotes & Sayings
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Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.
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The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
Shirley Knight
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Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.
Max Pallenberg
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
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Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!
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I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
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Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a boyfriend... you just may need them to lean on later
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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