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Funny Goodbye To Cow Quotes & Sayings
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Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. -Matt King
The Descendants
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Goodbye text books, hello texting. Goodbye class rooms, hello beach. Goodbye sneakers, hello flip flops. Goodbye school, hello summer 2012.
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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Where is the good in goodbye?
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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Sometimes to someone you love you want to say goodbye, but you can't get the words out. Because in your heart saying goodbye would just be a lie.
Mitch Cuento
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There's Hell in Hello and Good in Goodbye. That's why you shouldn't be afraid of goodbye, but careful with hello.
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Whenever you have to say farewell to someone don't ever say goodbye, say see you later or in till next time but never goodbye. Saying goodbye is like saying see you never.
Gerardo
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted. Goodbye to those we though would never abandon us. And when these changes finally do occur, when the familiar has departed and the unfamiliar has taken its place, all any of us can really do is to say hello and welcome. -Mary Alice
Desperate Housewives
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Goodnight and Goodbye is a song about a girl when you go through a breakup and your are about to go through a break up and its kind of like, You know what? Goodnight and goodbye!. Because I feel like that whenever I leave a relationship, the best way to do it is just like, Peace. Goodbye.
Nick Jonas
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Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
Peter Pan
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Don't say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
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