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Funny How You Act Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny How You Act" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I know you so well. You act like you're so nice. You act like you really care. You act like you truly love me. You act like you understand. You act like you want to see me happy in my life. You know what? Quit acting. I can see right through you and your lies.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey Hepburn
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Im just a funny guy who knows how to act.
Charlie Day
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
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When some boys act stupid and think that they're funny...No, you look silly, and you're acting like a child.
Unknown
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If a violent act towards a woman takes place, and the inspiration for that act is violence in cinema, the inspiration for that act would have come from somewhere else if movies didn't exist.
Richard King
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I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
Paris Hilton
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Just because we are intelligent doesn't mean we have to act like it!
Rock Cowles
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Communication is a continual balancing act, juggling the conflicting needs for intimacy and independence. To survive in the world, we have to act in concert with others, but to survive as ourselves, rather than simply as cogs in a wheel, we have to act alone.
Deborah Tannen
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The denial of our duty to act in this case is a denial of our right to act; and if we have no right to act, then may we well be termed the white slaves of the North, for like our brethren in bonds, we must seal our lips in silence and despair.
Angelina Grimke
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I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk.
David Carradine
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Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella.
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Dane Cook
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You've got to be able to act when it's necessary to act. And you've got to be able to act where the threat is.
Lord Robertson
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
Ken Dodd
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
Colin Quinn
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