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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.
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If I told you I missed you, would you care? If I told you I couldn't live without you, would you be there? If I told you I could be your everything, would you give me a chance? If I told you I could make you happy, would you give me the perfect romance? If I told you you're the only one I think about, would you keep track? If I told you I loved you...would you love me back?
Hannah Bennett
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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I told Detroit I'mma fu..in' get it. I told my brother we'll be fu..in' winning. Ye told me I'm the man for the job. So I told my mom, call her's up and tell 'em that she quitting.
Big Sean
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I told my secrets, you told your lies, I told you your my bestfriend, your heart told me to die.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I was a schooled musician. When I made 'Blue Velvet', I told everyone what to do. I was an arranger. I learned music in school I told the band to play this. I told the guitar to do that.
Bobby Vinton
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And I think I text her and told her I made it and that's when she text me and told me she prayed it. And that's when I text her and told her I love it and right after texting, told her I'm faded.
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My friends always told me that you would make me cry, my friends always told me that you would always lie, my friends always told me that I will find some one new, but my friends never told me my heart will always want you.
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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It's so funny that you think you're winning. Cause somebody told you who was spinning.
Rita Ora
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
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A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
Charles Dickens
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
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If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you.
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