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Funny Lava Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Unknown
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
Jack Handy
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When we are emotional, anything that stands in our path will be destroyed. It's like watching a volcano rip lava: Just stay away.
Rashida Jones
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Standin up, I'm sideways. I'm blazin' up the path runnin on the highways of rap. Choked up by the smoke and the charcoal lava stamps and brands me like a barcode.
Limp Bizkit
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If you had never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from the lava, you did not have a childhood.
Unknown
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One of the most amazing locations I've ever been is the top of the volcano in Tanzania, Africa. It's an actual volcano where you really have this lava every day.
Jan De Bont
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I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre school, Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool.
Chris Webby
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I by no means rank poetry high in the scale of intelligence -this may look like affectation but it is my real opinion. It is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Lord Byron
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If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
Unknown
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Lava's really intense. Nobody saw the scene, but we did this action scene, and they cut out the part when she came in with this stinking-ass onion. And she was trying to cry, but she was squeezing this onion all over. The smell of the onion was just crazy. She's definitely in her own zone.
Ray J
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Chivalry, stimulating conversations, everything is said to be a lost art nowadays. But nothing is a lost art, unless its a sunken statue...in a river of lava.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Ive said this before, women are a vice to me. But that was a different time in my life. I have a problem trusting people and I never wanted to date an actress, but you cant plan for this. It smacks you in the face, and everything I thought I knew, I didnt know, so Im just learning again. Its great, its amazing. I was really lonely before, a really dark dude. I still am, but Im better. I think love is my favourite hobby, for sure. I fall in love easily, but theres a difference between being in love and being in a loving relationship. In love is infatuation. Love is when that love dies down and youre just there. The burning volcano stops erupting, the lava gets cold. And Im close to that for sure.
Shia Labeouf
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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