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Funny Non Blood Related Quotes & Sayings
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It consists entirely of people who are not related by blood, many of whom can't stand each other.
Delia Ephron
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Blood means youre related. It doesnt mean youre family.
Boy Meets World
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A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way to go after each holiday. It is the key to fighting high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.
Lee Haney
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John the Baptist, who we are told was related by blood to Jesus, was preaching the impending judgement of God, urging repentance and moral reform, and baptizing in the Jordan River those who responded.
Kenneth Scott Latourette
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Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter every last drop. If you want blood, you got it.
ACDC
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock
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I had the honor of speaking with Asimov. The album ended up being something not directly related to Asimov, but related instead to the concept of the power of robotics.
Alan Parsons
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
Unknown
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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
Unknown
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Blood makes you related. Love makes you family.
Unknown
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
Unknown
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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If it is deemed necessary that I should forfeit my life for the furtherance of the ends of justice, and mingle my blood further with the blood of my children and with the blood of millions in this slave country whose rights are disregarded by wicked, cruel, and unjust enactments, I submit; so let it be done.
John Brown
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My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water.
Eric Pio
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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
Unknown
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When you take a drug to treat high blood pressure or diabetes, you have an objective test to measure blood pressure and the amount of sugar in the blood. It is straight-forward. With autism, you are looking for changes in behavior.
Temple Grandin
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Of all writings I love only that which is written with blood. Write with blood: and you will discover that blood is spirit.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nothing can stand against you when you know the authority you operate in because of the blood. His blood has given you the victory over every battle you face! Begin to proclaim your status today. Speak your faith out loud concerning what the blood of Jesus has accomplished for you, knowing that your breakthrough is very near.
Creflo Dollar
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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Bob Hope
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What happens is that the system builds many inferior blood vessels in the eye to take the place of the vessels that are dying. And those blood vessels are not up to the task. And they bleed. They hemorrhage and they cover the eye inside with blood.
Mary Tyler Moore
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